This can't be real. It has to be a joke, right?
I think you know it's not. I mean, any time I see someone washing their car, pressure washing their home or driveway, it always makes me think of those poor, waterlogged negroes of olde that the man tried to excise the demons out of with fire hoses.
Seriously, equating washing crap off a sidewalk with blacks from the civil rights movement being fire hosed is beyond ridiculous.