A rabbi and a priest were having drinks one night, discussing the world and the way their faith fitted. After a few drinks, the priest leans forward and quietly says, "I know your dietary restrictions. Have you ever broken them? Eaten pork?" The rabbi thought for a moment, finished his drink and said, " Yes. I tried a bacon sandwich once. Another round?"
After another couple of drinks, the rabbi leans forward and says, very quietly, "I know your church requires you to be chaste. Have you ever had, well, you know?" The priest finished his drink, ordered two more and said, equally quietly "Yes. I have had sex since I was ordained." The rabbi gives a slow smile, drains his beer and says "Beats the hell out of bacon, doesn't it."