LOL. Yeah they got bats, but I don't think a one of those fruits and fairies can swing it fast enough to stop a cold cock to the head. One even looks like they would like a cold cock.
Yep, it's all in the wrists. and we know how their team is in that anatomical area.
There are quite a few good 'ol boys in my neck of he woods who will go nine innings if they like.