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USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« on: May 30, 2017, 02:42:45 pm »

USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
By P.J. Gladnick | May 29, 2017 | 9:03 PM EDT
 

Good news! President Donald Trump is making yoga great again!!!

This news comes to us by way of the May 29 USA Today in which Paul Singer reports that the election of Donald Trump has driven many liberals to take up yoga as a means of escape or to energize themselves for the "resistance" ahead. So perhaps those opposed to Trump will discard their basic black Antifa wannabe ninja outfits for yoga pants instead as we learn that Since election, yoga rises off the mat to take on Donald Trump:

    President Trump’s election and the political cacophony that followed are driving waves of people to yoga and meditation, seeking a respite from the roller-coaster ride but also trying to recharge and build energy for a political pushback.
 

Source URL: http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/pj-gladnick/2017/05/29/usa-today-trump-driving-liberals-yoga

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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2017, 02:45:11 pm »
The new Liberal feminazi.... in yoga pants.  I don't know if I could bear to see that.

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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2017, 01:22:43 am »
The new Liberal feminazi.... in yoga pants.  I don't know if I could bear to see that.

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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2017, 01:29:03 am »
Liberals have to ruin everything for me  *****rollingeyes***** Just kidding! I don't care what the person on the mat next to me thinks of my life!
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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2017, 01:33:55 am »
Isn't Liberals seeking mindfulness a bit of a contradiction in terms?
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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2017, 01:36:50 am »
Isn't Liberals seeking mindfulness a bit of a contradiction in terms?

Lol! I say the rosary while doing yoga. Imagine liberals' heads exploding at that!
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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2017, 01:40:22 am »
2 words...

Goat.  Yoga.

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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2017, 01:49:24 am »
Ah Jeez!

Here! Use this, quickly!

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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2017, 01:52:01 am »
Sweating harder than a working girl in a pickle field.

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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2017, 02:21:04 am »
Lol! I say the rosary while doing yoga. Imagine liberals' heads exploding at that!
I tried yoga for a few months a year or so ago (should I blame Obama?). Whenever the instructor got all mystical about stuff, I'd pray or think of psalms.
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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2017, 02:28:24 am »
I tried yoga for a few months a year or so ago (should I blame Obama?). Whenever the instructor got all mystical about stuff, I'd pray or think of psalms.

I once tried yoga through a health program at work. They said it could possibly help alleviate the pain of my arthritis. For me, basically all it amounted to was two hours of trying not to flatulate.
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Re: USA Today: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2017, 02:32:17 am »
I once tried yoga through a health program at work. They said it could possibly help alleviate the pain of my arthritis. For me, basically all it amounted to was two hours of trying not to flatulate.

Yoga farts.   Like Granny's walking farts.

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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2017, 02:41:36 am »
I tried yoga for a few months a year or so ago (should I blame Obama?). Whenever the instructor got all mystical about stuff, I'd pray or think of psalms.

I do similar - yoga is still rather good for keeping aging joints flexible, so I'm not giving it up.
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