Well, if nothing else a guy could have a lot of fun with this story. It wouldn't even take a particularly creative mind.
What I find striking is you have a dead body surrounded by more than just a few very odd circumstances, yet it is deemed not newsworthy according to the liberal media.
What is newsworthy, like 24/7-type newsworthy, is the Russia-Trump connection. At least give us a dead body, some hint of evidence, or even an iota of circumstantial rumor. But no, nada.