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Offline EC

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A St. John Police sergeant has resigned after allegedly stuffing a $30 package of hamburger down his pants and walking out of a store without paying for it on April 21, according to court documents.

The Des Peres Police Department issued a summons for shoplifting to Matthew Barthelmass, 36, of Kirkwood. His attorney, Travis Noble, said Barthelmass recently resigned from the St. John force. He said his client planned to enter a plea of not guilty.

“He’s devastated,” Noble said. He was a police sergeant and a highly decorated police officer and has been in law enforcement 15 years. He saved someone from a burning home. He was highly regarded.”

Noble said Barthelmass’ career is on the line.

“He wants to clear his name,” he said.

More: http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-officer-charged-with-stealing-package-of-hamburger-he-stuffed/article_83e24231-26fe-5d8a-99c3-6b3eb497c00a.html

Too damned depressing to be Ridiculous News.  **nononono*
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No less ridiculous, though.
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He's devastated because people aren't ignoring it.  He's probably been doing it for years.
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