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Shortened the typical Daily Fail essay length title. Quick tl:dr - she's hot.

Oxford University student who stabbed her Tinder lover in a drink and drug fuelled row could be spared jail by a judge because she's 'extraordinary' and it would damage her surgeon career

An 'extraordinary' Oxford University student who stabbed her Tinder lover with a bread-knife could be spared jail after a judge said a custodial sentence would damage her future career as a heart surgeon.

Lavinia Woodward, 24,  swiped at her boyfriend with the blade, before stabbing him in the leg.

She then hurled a laptop, a glass and a jam jar at him, during the drink and drug-fuelled clash at Christ Church college, Oxford.

Woodward, who currently lives in Milan, Italy, previously admitted unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Judge Ian Pringle said the offence would normally mean a prison term, but instead delayed sentencing and slapped her with a restraining order to stay drug-free and not to re-offend.

More (yes, @Frank Cannon , @Wingnut , there's pics.  :tongue2: ): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4510778/Student-stabbed-lover-spared-jail.html
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I wish I could have studied at Oxford. 

Stupid girl to destroy your studies there.


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Spent a few months there in the 80s. It was suprisingly peaceful.  :laugh:
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Spent a few months there in the 80s. It was suprisingly peaceful.  :laugh:

All the great comedians were in Footlights during that time, no? Wow. Bet it was brilliant
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Judge Ian Pringle said the offence would normally mean a prison term, but instead delayed sentencing and slapped her with a restraining order to stay drug-free and not to re-offend.

More (yes, @Frank Cannon , @Wingnut , there's pics.  :tongue2: ): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4510778/Student-stabbed-lover-spared-jail.html

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I wish I could have studied at Oxford. 

Stupid girl to destroy your studies there.


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My daughter chose Oxford for one semester, while enrolled in Princeton's Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs.

She says that time at Oxford was a huge 'fork in the road' in her life.     ^-^
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All the great comedians were in Footlights during that time, no? Wow. Bet it was brilliant

I missed most of that - was on a short time frame to get my studies done and get out, so didn't really socialize much. The missus saw a lot of good comedy though.  ^-^
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Looked at the pics.  I see why the Judge felt she was "extraordinary".   :silly:  I assume the guys will give us a "Not guilty" verdict.  ;)

All I can say is that she's lucky she doesn't look like Moochelle Obama.

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My daughter chose Oxford for one semester, while enrolled in Princeton's Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs.

She says that time at Oxford was a huge 'fork in the road' in her life.     ^-^

I've been thrown in that fountain by the Woodrow Wilson school a few times in my twenties.
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My daughter chose Oxford for one semester, while enrolled in Princeton's Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs.

She says that time at Oxford was a huge 'fork in the road' in her life.     ^-^

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I stopped in Oxford in 84 when I was visiting the USAF part of the RAF Upper Heyford AFB.  Nice little town. Enjoyed the pubs.  As I remember it the women were not that attractive and they  didn't care much for yanks. 

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She's a smart lass. How's she getting on?

K Street lawyer.  Married to same.  A mom to my 6 month old grandson.    ^-^
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I've been thrown in that fountain by the Woodrow Wilson school a few times in my twenties.

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K Street lawyer.  Married to same.  A mom to my 6 month old grandson.    ^-^

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An aspiring heart surgeon?

Not sure if I want to go "under the knife" with her!  ;)

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An aspiring heart surgeon?

Not sure if I want to go "under the knife" with her!  ;)

Dunno - at least you know she's got no hesitation with the cutting.  :tongue2:
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