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Bill Clinton and James Patterson are writing a book together
« on: May 08, 2017, 06:23:15 pm »
Michael Schaub
Los Angeles Times
May 8, 2017

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Meet James Patterson's newest co-author: former President Clinton.

Patterson and Clinton are co-writing a thriller titled "The President Is Missing," which is scheduled for release in June 2018. The book is about the disappearance of a sitting president.
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2017, 06:30:35 pm »
Patterson and Clinton are co-writing a thriller titled "The President Is Missing,"

They should probably name it "The President is Effing", which would be about a President literally sitting and getting a BJ from a fat intern.
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2017, 06:47:26 pm »
Wasn't Bill on his deathbed last week... *****rollingeyes*****
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2017, 06:51:19 pm »
Who'll get top billing? The dying guy or the ficticious one?
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Re: Bill Clinton and James Patterson are writing a book together
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2017, 06:52:26 pm »
They have the right to write it.

I have the right not to buy it or read it.

Besides, not a fan of James Patterson in the first place, so I wouldn't buy it anyway.
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Re: Bill Clinton and James Patterson are writing a book together
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2017, 07:13:32 pm »
If Clinton were missing, we'd check out the local whorehouses.
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2017, 07:14:30 pm »
   looking forward to the Trump E.L. James collaboration 50 sizes of hands

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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2017, 07:53:31 pm »
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Meet James Patterson's newest co-author: former President Clinton.

Slick Willie's first endeavor as an author will never be topped;

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Re: Bill Clinton and James Patterson are writing a book together
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2017, 10:20:11 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on May 08, 2017, 06:30:35 pm
Patterson and Clinton are co-writing a thriller titled "The President Is Missing,"

They should probably name it "The President is Effing", which would be about a President literally sitting and getting a BJ from a fat intern.
Clinton probably had the secret service take him some local high schools so he could check out the talent as they walked out of school. I read somewhere that Errol Flynn used to do that in Hollywood, outside Hollywood High....without the help of the SS of course.
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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2017, 10:21:18 pm »
Quote from: goatprairie on May 08, 2017, 10:20:11 pm
Clinton probably had the secret service take him some local high schools so he could check out the talent as they walked out of school. I read somewhere that Errol Flynn used to do that in Hollywood, outside Hollywood High....without the help of the SS of course.

David Niven said that in his autobiography (can't remember if it were the first book or the second).
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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2017, 11:06:11 pm »
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Bill Clinton and James Patterson are writing a suspense novel about a certain president going missing



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I'd bet you can find him in a whorehouse.
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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2017, 11:24:40 pm »
Probably the most work he's ever done
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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2017, 11:29:16 pm »
Quote from: corbe on May 08, 2017, 07:14:30 pm
   looking forward to the Trump E.L. James collaboration 50 sizes of hands



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« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2017, 11:58:29 pm »
Quote from: goatprairie on May 08, 2017, 10:20:11 pm
Clinton probably had the secret service take him some local high schools so he could check out the talent as they walked out of school. I read somewhere that Errol Flynn used to do that in Hollywood, outside Hollywood High....without the help of the SS of course.

So Errol was the 1st David Wooderson.   All right All right All right.
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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2017, 12:19:27 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on May 08, 2017, 11:58:29 pm
So Errol was the 1st David Wooderson.   All right All right All right.

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« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2017, 12:36:40 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on May 09, 2017, 12:29:00 am
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