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'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF
« on: May 03, 2017, 10:21:11 pm »

 A fantasy fanatic has spent more than £25,000 on plastic surgery as he wants to become a real-life elf.

 Luis Padron, 25, from Buenos Ares, Argentina, became obsessed with the world of elves, angels and fantasy beings after being bullied as a child.

 He became determined to look like his favourite otherworldly characters and started bleaching his hair and skin.

 He now has a £4,000-a-month ritual applying specialist creams, dyes, treatment and SPF 100 sunscreen.

 He has almost spent more than £25,000 on surgery including liposuction on his jaw, a nose job, full body hair removal and operations to change his eye colour.

 Mr Padron gets unusual looks but says he doesn't care what people think and said he won't stop until he has fully 'transformed' into an elf.

 Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html

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Re: 'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2017, 10:24:48 pm »
I bet he gets all the hot girls.
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Re: 'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2017, 10:34:51 pm »
What a poor, misguided child. That people of means entertain his delusion is a travesty.  **nononono*
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Re: 'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2017, 10:38:37 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on May 03, 2017, 10:34:51 pm
What a poor, misguided child. That people of means entertain his delusion is a travesty.  **nononono*

I actually feel for the guy. Sounds like his childhood was with almost zero friends, so he dived into fantasy. Guess this is his way of dealing.
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Re: 'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2017, 10:46:30 pm »
He now has a £4,000-a-month ritual

The 25-year-old, who sells cosplay merchandise

There is that type of money in that shit? I'm in the wrong business. (4000 Pounds is about $5200)
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Re: 'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2017, 10:51:22 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on May 03, 2017, 10:38:37 pm
I actually feel for the guy. Sounds like his childhood was with almost zero friends, so he dived into fantasy. Guess this is his way of dealing.

That's right. He is pitiable. And a sure sign of what happens when one lets his fantasies control his life. One day, he will understand the waste he has made of it, but by then, no doubt, too late to make it right.

It is a sad tale, told by an idiot, signifying nothing.

poor child.
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