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KC police: Suspect identified in Jimmy Johns robbery caught
« on: April 28, 2017, 08:23:49 pm »
See story at http://www.wibw.com/content/news/KC-police-Suspect-identified-in-Jimmy-Johns-robbery-caught-420743453.html

I'm not posting this because the suspect was caught.  I'm posting it because the video of the alleged crime is hilarious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdtZ-ZksDc


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Re: KC police: Suspect identified in Jimmy Johns robbery caught
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2017, 08:27:59 pm »
Its so much easier to work with an experienced victim.

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Re: KC police: Suspect identified in Jimmy Johns robbery caught
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2017, 08:43:21 pm »
I heard there was a dollar subs promotion

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Re: KC police: Suspect identified in Jimmy Johns robbery caught
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2017, 08:48:37 pm »
Gone are the days with a grainy cctv image to guess at.
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Re: KC police: Suspect identified in Jimmy Johns robbery caught
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2017, 12:04:03 am »
That was fast. Really fast.
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Re: KC police: Suspect identified in Jimmy Johns robbery caught
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2017, 01:47:49 pm »
The parts I love:

 as the guy pulls his gun and racks a round, he jams it, so it's out of battery when he sticks it in the worker's face.

The worker's demeanor

The punchline: that glove at the end.

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“In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist. But in here .... I am Falcor, Defender of the Alliance” --Randy Marsh

“The most effectual means of being secure against pain is to retire within ourselves, and to suffice for our own happiness.” -- Thomas Jefferson

“He's so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.” --Foghorn Leghorn