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Offline EC

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$43M in cash found in empty Nigerian apartment
« on: April 15, 2017, 02:11:24 pm »
 More than US$43 million was seized from an apartment building in Nigeria after the anti-corruption unit received a tip.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission received a tip from a whistleblower who reported suspicious activity when they noticed someone moving bags in and out of the apartment, according to a Facebook post.

Another source claimed that a “haggard” looking woman in “dirty clothes” sometimes appeared at the apartment building with multiple bags.

On Wednesday, the anti-corruption unit said they stormed the seventh floor of a residential building and entered into the apartment where they found three fireproof cabinets hidden inside a dresser. The cabinets were full of neatly packaged bills.

In total, they seized US$43 million in U.S. bills, US$35,000 in U.K. pounds and US$75,000 in Nigerian naira.

More: http://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/business/43m-in-cash-found-in-empty-nigerian-apartment-1.3368884

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Re: $43M in cash found in empty Nigerian apartment
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2017, 04:00:08 pm »
Oh... that's mine. I was wondering where I left it.
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Re: $43M in cash found in empty Nigerian apartment
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2017, 04:03:33 pm »
Guess I should have given that deposed Nigerian prince my banking info after all.

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Re: $43M in cash found in empty Nigerian apartment
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2017, 04:16:42 pm »
and it can all be yours if you pay the $1,000 processing fee...