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GQ Thinks The World Needs A Muslim James Bond
« on: April 07, 2017, 11:12:58 am »
GQ Thinks The World Needs A Muslim James Bond

April 6, 2017| by Brian Anderson

Liberals obsess over a variety of unimportant things but one of the least important things they worry about is the race of James Bond. You see, the iconic character is white and that’s the worst thing a person can be according to leftists. In this line of thinking, if the actor portraying Bond were somehow not white, the world would be cured of racism. There have been calls for a black James Bond but GQ magazine has a better idea: a Muslim James Bond.

GQ used to be a men’s magazine but is now part of the “Resistance” to President Trump and anything remotely conservative. In other words, they are against pretty much everything men like and believe in. Keeping up their new purpose in the fight against normal things, they think James Bond should be Muslim and they even have a candidate.

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Re: GQ Thinks The World Needs A Muslim James Bond
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2017, 11:18:03 am »
Since when does a Muslim need a "license to kill"?

Might have a problem with those halal martinis....shaken, not stirred.

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Re: GQ Thinks The World Needs A Muslim James Bond
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2017, 08:11:40 pm »
Muslim James Bond? So he'll carry a prayer rug around with him so he can pray five times a day? When he's about to kill the villain(s) (some Israeli mother with her young children) and he hears the call to prayer, should he stop from machine-gunning the unarmed filthy, Jew mother and children to pray?   Or should he just do the correct Muslim thing and slaughter the defenseless woman and children and pray later?
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Re: GQ Thinks The World Needs A Muslim James Bond
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2017, 10:15:27 pm »
I'd actually enjoy a James Bond movie that has more on 006 and 008. You almost never hear about them.
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Re: GQ Thinks The World Needs A Muslim James Bond
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2017, 10:23:01 pm »
Quote from: goatprairie on April 07, 2017, 08:11:40 pm
Muslim James Bond? So he'll carry a prayer rug around with him so he can pray five times a day? When he's about to kill the villain(s) (some Israeli mother with her young children) and he hears the call to prayer, should he stop from machine-gunning the unarmed filthy, Jew mother and children to pray?   Or should he just do the correct Muslim thing and slaughter the defenseless woman and children and pray later?

He'll have a medium dry goats milk shaken not stirred.
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Re: GQ Thinks The World Needs A Muslim James Bond
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2017, 10:28:55 pm »
Quote from: EC on April 07, 2017, 10:15:27 pm
I'd actually enjoy a James Bond movie that has more on 006 and 008. You almost never hear about them.

Aren't they the agents that die in the beginning of the movie that Bond has to avenge?
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Re: GQ Thinks The World Needs A Muslim James Bond
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2017, 10:30:22 pm »
Yep. Poor 006 has had it happen 4 times now. I do think of him as Mr Bean.
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Re: GQ Thinks The World Needs A Muslim James Bond
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2017, 02:41:23 am »
Smokin' Joe asks:
"Since when does a Muslim need a "license to kill"?"

But muslims DO have that license.
It is (was) issued to every one of them, every believer, by the "head of the organization".

Ahem... who IS "the head of the muslim organization" ??
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