Deadly Breakfast: Pancakes And Doughnuts Are Literally Killing People

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Deadly Breakfast: Pancakes And Doughnuts Are Literally Killing People

April 4, 2017| by Brian Anderson

When something happens once, it’s a tragedy. When it happens twice it’s an epidemic. At least that’s the way knee-jerk liberals see it, so expect some irrational legislation very soon. A woman in Connecticut choked to death on pancakes and a man in Denver choked to death on doughnuts. Obviously breakfast is a deadly scourge that requires massive government regulation and a roll back of our rights.

NJ.com reports:

https://downtrend.com/71superb/deadly-breakfast-pancakes-and-doughnuts-are-literally-killing-people

[Idaho_Cowboy]

Wasn't it the government that spent all these years telling us eggs and bacon were evil? 

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Man I love pancakes.

[Polly Ticks]

I have to admit, this was not where I thought this article was going to go.

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

If I were to die eating something it would be pancakes.

[geronl]

If I were to die eating something it would be pancakes.

Can one die eating pancakes? How would it work? Not enough syrup and it let the pancake go down dry and you choke?

[endicom]

They're dropping like flies in IHOP.

[EC]

Having seen the way some people eat, I'm surprised it's not an hourly occurance.

[Applewood]

Can one die eating pancakes? How would it work? Not enough syrup and it let the pancake go down dry and you choke?

I'd say it's from eating too fast.  If so, you can choke on anything.   

People choke on fish bones.  Does that mean we should outlaw fish? 

Really wish government would stop trying to protect us from ourselves.

[Gefn]

I wouldn't mind going from eating pancakes

If they were good pancakes. No IHOP pancakes.