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TROLLMASTER: Daily Wire's Michael Knowles Pens Amazon's #1 Best Selling Book. It's Completely Blank.

By Amanda Prestigiacomo
March 9, 2017


On Thursday, Daily Wire cultural correspondent and bestselling author Michael Knowles appeared on Fox News' Fox & Friends to discuss his top selling book, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide—which is filled with 266 blank pages, reflective of Knowles's "exhaustive research."

The in-depth guide was self-published and became available on Amazon just last month. Now, hilariously, it's Amazon's number one best selling book. Yes, number one.

"The most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date, 'Reasons To Vote For Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide' is a political treatise sure to stand the test of time," reads the description of the book. "A must-have addition to any political observer's coffee table. 'Thorough' --Ben Shapiro, nationally syndicated columnist and New York Times bestselling author."

Epic trolling, indeed.


Read more at:

http://www.dailywire.com/news/14254/knowles-amanda-prestigiacomo
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Re: TROLLMASTER: Daily Wire's Michael Knowles Pens Amazon's #1 Best Selling Book. It's Completely Blank.
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2017, 05:04:29 pm »
The reviews are really funny.  What's even better is that some stupid Democrats fell for the fake reviews, bought the book, and were ticked off that they spent money for blank pages, lol.


https://www.amazon.com/Reasons-Vote-Democrats-Comprehensive-Guide/dp/1543024971/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1489078942&sr=8-1&keywords=reasons+to+vote+for+democrats
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2017, 05:09:49 pm »
Ooh I should get a copy for everyone this Christmas!  888bravo
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Re: TROLLMASTER: Daily Wire's Michael Knowles Pens Amazon's #1 Best Selling Book. It's Completely Blank.
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2017, 05:11:45 pm »
Hilarious. It's only $7 bucks so I bought a copy.
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2017, 05:12:25 pm »
There was a similar book written some time back.

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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2017, 05:20:43 pm »
God bless capitalism!  :patriot:
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2017, 05:21:41 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on March 09, 2017, 05:11:45 pm
Hilarious. It's only $7 bucks so I bought a copy.

@Frank Cannon

One reviewer said his torso smells like fine meats after buying the book, so you have a lot to look forward to.
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Re: TROLLMASTER: Daily Wire's Michael Knowles Pens Amazon's #1 Best Selling Book. It's Completely Blank.
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2017, 05:31:18 pm »
Quote from: Weird Tolkienish Figure on March 09, 2017, 05:19:35 pm
Stupid IMO and a wasted opportunity. Could have used their time making substantive arguments of why you shouldn't vote for Democrats.

You're a bore.
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2017, 05:41:56 pm »
It's written in script. You need an ultraviolet lamp to read it.

Or so I've heard.
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Re: TROLLMASTER: Daily Wire's Michael Knowles Pens Amazon's #1 Best Selling Book. It's Completely Blank.
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2017, 05:45:52 pm »
Quote from: Weird Tolkienish Figure on March 09, 2017, 05:19:35 pm
Stupid IMO and a wasted opportunity. Could have used their time making substantive arguments of why you shouldn't vote for Democrats.

I don't agree.  It has obviously created a discussion about the topic that a real book likely would not generate.

I suspect most of those purchases are being sent as gifts.  To me, that would be a more likely purchase than for my own bookshelf.  So most purchases will involve at least two people on the topic.
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Re: TROLLMASTER: Daily Wire's Michael Knowles Pens Amazon's #1 Best Selling Book. It's Completely Blank.
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2017, 05:54:35 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on March 09, 2017, 05:31:18 pm
You're a bore.

He is like a house of Ill Refute.
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2017, 06:12:01 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on March 09, 2017, 05:54:35 pm
He is like a house of Ill Refute.

There is a different type of "bore" going on at one of those.
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2017, 08:10:48 pm »
Nice reviews.
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A phenomenal piece of literature. Knowles really captures the heart of the reader with his background as a black, gay Grammy and Oscar award winner. A must read for all Americans. And liberals, too

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Just an incredible work. An insight into the modern progressive mind that will leave you speechless. I've borrowed a copy from my neighbor's husband. It's so great I haven't given it back yet, and my neighbor, a trans-male who identifies as a walrus, says he can't wait to read it too

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If Democrats copied and pasted the contents of this book into their national platform they could become unstoppable.

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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2017, 08:27:32 pm »
It would have been great if he offered a free pocket sized copy of the Constitution with every purchase.

That way Democrat politicians wouldn't have to borrow a copy each time they decide to wave one before the cameras.
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Re: TROLLMASTER: Daily Wire's Michael Knowles Pens Amazon's #1 Best Selling Book. It's Completely Blank.
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2017, 09:45:55 pm »
I wish he'd release it to the public domain so I could do a Librivox recording of it.
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« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2017, 10:14:30 pm »
Quote from: Suppressed on March 09, 2017, 09:45:55 pm
I wish he'd release it to the public domain so I could do a Librivox recording of it.

Its out on Barnes & Knoble Audio books.  Not to wordy.  The Humpback whale mating sounds in the back ground make it pleasant.
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« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2017, 10:31:33 pm »
There's also a musical version. Score by acclaimed composer John Cage.
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2017, 02:08:20 am »
Quote from: endicom on March 09, 2017, 05:41:56 pm
It's written in script. You need an ultraviolet lamp to read it.

Or so I've heard.

Will that type of lamp kill nasty habits? Just wondering.
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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2017, 02:29:24 am »
Quote from: bigheadfred on March 10, 2017, 02:08:20 am
Will that type of lamp kill nasty habits? Just wondering.


Nun that I know of.
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Quote from: endicom on March 10, 2017, 02:29:24 am

Nun that I know of.

Too bad. I have a rash of them.  :laugh:
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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2017, 02:33:04 am »
That's really funny! The reviews are also very funny.

Well done.
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2017, 04:21:49 am »
Just wait until the audio book version
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2017, 04:31:33 am »
Quote from: geronl on March 10, 2017, 04:21:49 am
Just wait until the audio book version
Quote from: Wingnut on March 09, 2017, 10:14:30 pm
Its out on Barnes & Knoble Audio books.  Not to wordy.  The Humpback whale mating sounds in the back ground make it pleasant.
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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2017, 08:05:04 am »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on March 09, 2017, 10:31:33 pm
There's also a musical version. Score by acclaimed composer John Cage.

Came to see if Cage would be mentioned.

Left with a little piece of my faith in humanity restored.
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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2017, 03:43:23 pm »
How long before some DimmoCrap makes an anti Republican version?
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