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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2017, 07:27:41 am »
I haven't yet figured out a way to blame this on Obama, but give me time.

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2017, 07:36:21 am »
I haven't yet figured out a way to blame this on Obama, but give me time.

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2017, 07:56:16 am »
This thread is turning into something. It's on the tip of my tongue....


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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2017, 10:36:52 am »
 :silly:

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2017, 02:04:27 pm »
alright alright alright

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2017, 02:21:21 pm »
(Twilight Zone music plays in background...Rod Serling's voice hangs in the air...)

"Picture if you will, Michelle Obama. Scantily clad in the finest fashions of Frederricks of Hollywood..."
I got that flash, but it came out more like a beach scene that would have been cut from an old Charlton Heston movie...to keep the censors happy.
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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2017, 02:31:18 pm »
"The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it. They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over. -Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2017, 02:42:34 pm »
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2017, 02:43:57 pm »
Wow. Is that an Iranian harem?

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2017, 02:47:11 pm »
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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2017, 02:49:28 pm »
Virgin wool? Must be ugly sheep.

Great personality though!

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #36 on: March 08, 2017, 02:50:04 pm »
Virgin wool? Must be ugly sheep.
FAST!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2017, 02:51:49 pm »
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You could screenshot that, have it printed to canvas and title it "Montana Erotica" and sell it to a lonely rancher for a good price.

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2017, 02:56:22 pm »
You could screenshot that, have it printed to canvas and title it "Montana Erotica" and sell it to a lonely rancher for a good price.
Some would attribute that to Wyoming...
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #39 on: March 08, 2017, 02:59:11 pm »
Some would attribute that to Wyoming...

Or maybe Montana?

I always wanted to move to Montana
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #40 on: March 08, 2017, 03:15:52 pm »
Or maybe Montana?

I always wanted to move to Montana
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
I hear the growin's real good down by Ismay. Bumper crops...
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Americans Having Less Sex Than Ever
« Reply #41 on: March 08, 2017, 05:12:16 pm »
Not to be too critical of Americans, as it seems to be a universal problem in developed countries ... but have you looked at the average Joe or Jane recently? When their bellies touch while their genitals are still in different rooms, sex ain't gonna happen.

Obese people have diminished sex drive..You are on to something.