So warriors behave poorly when they aren't out getting shot at? Bet thats the first time in history. /s
Well, you just can't get caught. Too dependent on whether or not someone in the chain of command above you is willing to look the other way.
Way back when I was a tactics instructor, we had just completed a tactical training cycle for a class of Lieutenants about to graduate, and we were drinking a few beers in our office on the second floor to unwind. One of the other captains looks out the window, sees a female Marine captain walking up the sidewalk, and starts yelling out "shake it mama!", etc.. A couple other guys join in....
Sure enough, the phone rings in our Lt. Col.'s office a few minutes later. He ambles on into our area and says "I just got a call from Col. Ebert. Seems there's a WM captain checking in to take command of a new platoon of female Lts., and he just asked me if any of my "animals" had yelled anything out the window at her. Now you peckerheads wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"
Denials all around. "Oh, no sir! You know we wouldn't do anything like that." He says "that's what I thought", and starts walking back into his office. Right before he goes in, he turns around and drawls in his thick South Carolina accent: "You assholes." Then gets back on the phone and tells the bird colonel it wasn't any of his boys.
Good times....
