« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 30 31 32 [33]   Go Down

Author Topic: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread  (Read 106205 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline jmyrlefuller

  • J. Myrle Fuller
  • Cat Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 22,032
  • Gender: Male
  • Realistic nihilist
    • Fullervision
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #800 on: July 21, 2023, 08:40:52 pm »
Logged

Offline jmyrlefuller

  • J. Myrle Fuller
  • Cat Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 22,032
  • Gender: Male
  • Realistic nihilist
    • Fullervision
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #801 on: August 14, 2023, 10:24:48 pm »
Florida man performs surgery on a dog. The dog didn't make it. Turns out, he wasn't even a veterinarian.

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/08/14/florida-man-posed-as-veterinarian-performed-surgery-on-pregnant-dog-who-died-authorities-say/
Logged

Offline jmyrlefuller

  • J. Myrle Fuller
  • Cat Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 22,032
  • Gender: Male
  • Realistic nihilist
    • Fullervision
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #802 on: August 14, 2023, 10:25:42 pm »
Logged

Offline mountaineer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 75,143
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #803 on: August 14, 2023, 10:26:39 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on July 21, 2023, 08:40:52 pm
Florida woman caught with 7 lobster tails in pants
Hey, I'm not from Florida. And there were only five.
Logged
Support Israel's emergency medical service. afmda.org

Offline Wingnut

  • That is the problem with everything. They try and make it better without realizing the old is fine.
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25,276
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #804 on: August 15, 2023, 12:34:19 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on July 21, 2023, 08:40:52 pm
Florida woman caught with 7 lobster tails in pants

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2014/06/12/florida-woman-caught-lobster-tails-pants/15794155007/
lol
I thought this one sounded familiar.  It happened back in 2014 just after The FL State "Criminoles" GB stole some crab legs.  FL peeps like their seafood.

Logged
I am just a Technicolor Dream Cat riding this kaleidoscope of life.

Offline goatprairie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8,808
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #805 on: August 15, 2023, 05:55:38 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on July 21, 2023, 08:40:52 pm
Florida woman caught with 7 lobster tails in pants

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2014/06/12/florida-woman-caught-lobster-tails-pants/15794155007/
I was expecting more from Florida woman. I was expecting maybe stuffing baby gators down her pants or something. If it were live lobsters, maybe I'd get a little more interested.
Logged

Online roamer_1

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 41,447
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #806 on: August 15, 2023, 06:48:06 pm »
Sheesh! A chick with a lobster in her pants, and... NOTHING.

You guys are slipping...
Logged

Offline bigheadfred

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18,108
  • Gender: Male
  • One day Closer
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #807 on: August 15, 2023, 07:05:23 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on August 15, 2023, 06:48:06 pm
Sheesh! A chick with a lobster in her pants, and... NOTHING.

You guys are slipping...

I don't know @roamer_1 I heard the lobsters in Florida are nothing compared to the crabs in Tijuana. 
Logged
She asked me name my foe then. I said the need within some men to fight and kill their brothers without thought of Love or God. Ken Hensley

Online roamer_1

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 41,447
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #808 on: August 15, 2023, 08:42:22 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on August 15, 2023, 07:05:23 pm
I don't know @roamer_1 I heard the lobsters in Florida are nothing compared to the crabs in Tijuana.

Nice @bigheadfred ... But we can do better...

"Is that a lobster in your pocket, or is your name Dylan Mulvaney?"

"something... something... crawdad hole"

Geez... Even Wings got nothing.

Frank Cannon coulda picked low fruit off of that for days.
*SMH*
Logged

Offline Wingnut

  • That is the problem with everything. They try and make it better without realizing the old is fine.
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 25,276
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #809 on: August 16, 2023, 01:44:39 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on August 15, 2023, 08:42:22 pm
Nice @bigheadfred ... But we can do better...

"Is that a lobster in your pocket, or is your name Dylan Mulvaney?"

"something... something... crawdad hole"

Geez... Even Wings got nothing.



She did things I just couldn't fathom and I could tell by her mug shot... she was fishing for trouble.
Logged
I am just a Technicolor Dream Cat riding this kaleidoscope of life.

Offline 240B

  • Lord of all things Orange!
  • TBR Advisory Committee
  • ***
  • Posts: 25,164
    • I try my best ...
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #810 on: September 16, 2023, 09:44:41 pm »
Don't mess with Texas Florida
Florida,USA
Logged
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

Offline goatprairie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8,808
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #811 on: September 16, 2023, 10:12:50 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on August 14, 2023, 10:25:42 pm
Florida man throws cheeseburger at wife

https://97x.com/florida-man-arrested-after-throwing-cheeseburger-at-wife/
My wife throws cheeseburgers at me. Because I tell her to. Fortunately, my mouth is big enough to swallow a burger in one gulp.  ****drummer
Logged

Offline 240B

  • Lord of all things Orange!
  • TBR Advisory Committee
  • ***
  • Posts: 25,164
    • I try my best ...
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #812 on: October 09, 2023, 06:49:24 am »
Should be on the History channel or something
Oddly enough, not the first time this has happened.
Several instances of people breaking into burger joints and making a meal.
Usually it is ex-employees.
Logged
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

Offline mountaineer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 75,143
Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #813 on: November 20, 2023, 10:47:14 pm »
I just assumed this one had been posted already.
Quote
Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum during rush hour traffic
 Alex Oliveira
Published Nov. 19, 2023, 3:36 p.m. ET
New York Post

A Florida man was arrested after allegedly defecating on a dead possum in the middle of rush-hour traffic, according to police.

Rudy Wilcox, 45, was picked up by Clearwater police on Wednesday around 5:30 p.m. after he was seen dropping-trow in the middle of the Belcher Road and Willow Tree Trail intersection then laying a log on the doubly-unfortunate possum “in full view of the motoring public.”

“The def. was observed defecating on a deceased possum with his pants lowered and his anal region exposed,” a Pinellas County affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun read.

In addition to pooping on the possum within sight of motorists, he was also allegedly witnessed in action by a police officer with the Clearwater Police Department. ...

Logged
Support Israel's emergency medical service. afmda.org
Pages: 1 ... 30 31 32 [33]   Go Up
« previous next »