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bigheadfred:
A dog in Florida was accused this week of accidentally shooting a sleeping woman in the leg.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/24/florida-man-accuses-dog-shooting-girlfriend-in-leg.amp.html
jmyrlefuller:
The Adventures of Florida Man
A repository for all Florida Man stories.
jmyrlefuller:
(post inadvertently overwritten, will try to retrieve)
mountaineer:
Actual Esquire article:
--- Quote ---The 90 Wildest Florida Man Headlines of 2019 (So Far)
Whatever insanity is happening in your state, Florida has done it with an alligator and possibly some amphetamines.
By Justin Kirkland
Apr 1, 2019 ...
--- End quote ---
Apparently, there's a new one every day. This is just March 30's:
--- Quote ---Florida man accused of attacking mom when she wouldn't dress his mannequin
By: Bob D'Angelo, Cox Media Group National Content Desk
Updated: Mar 30, 2019 - 2:57 AM
... The victim told police she was in the backyard of a home when Dankner asked her to dress his mannequin, the television station reported. When the woman refused, Dankner allegedly blocked her path back into the house. ...
The victim told police Dankner hit her several times in the head with a wooden stool and stuffed dumplings into her mouth, causing her to have difficulty breathing, the television station reported. ...
--- End quote ---
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