I do not understand the third statement.
But here is one:
Global warming causes the fusion reaction in the sun to burn hotter.
Bookseller: I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes.
Lemming: I'm sorry?
Bookseller: Oh! I was just saying, thinking of the weather, I, uh, hear the gooseberries are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes.
Lemming: Mine aren't.
Bookseller: Go on.
Lemming: What?
Bookseller: Go on. Mine aren't, but...
Lemming: What?
Bookseller: Aren't you going to say something about "Mine aren't, but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight"?
— Monty Python's Flying Circus