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Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« on: February 14, 2017, 11:27:43 pm »
Fast-food chains have done a lot of goofy things for Valentine’s Day over the years, including, most famously, the candlelight dinners at White Castle. But Burger King Israel is taking things to an awkward new level—with a very happy Valentine’s Day meal for adults only.

The meal comes with:

2 Whoppers
2 packs of french fries
2 beers
A romantic ADULT TOY inside
(emphasis BK’s)

“Kids have got their ‘Kid’s Meal.’ But what about grownups? Adults? Shouldn’t they have their own meal too? At least on Valentine’s?” the chain asks.

Yes, BK is now putting sex toys in its combo meals. The offer is available Tuesday only, after 6 p.m. Leo Burnett Israel is the agency.

More plus video at link: http://www.adweek.com/creativity/burger-king-offers-an-adults-only-valentines-day-meal-with-a-different-kind-of-toy-inside/
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2017, 11:28:15 pm »
Best hurry, folks ....
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2017, 11:36:09 pm »
Nothing sexier than that bloated, ready to run to the toilet feeling a couple of Whoppers gives you.
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2017, 11:53:39 pm »
Have it your way.
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2017, 12:36:26 am »
So now we know what the Grimace was all about?
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2017, 12:40:07 am »
I guess all those memes about the King being a bit ...pervy...were True!
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2017, 05:47:05 am »
Putting Burger King on my boycott list
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2017, 09:48:58 am »
Quote from: andy58-in-nh on February 14, 2017, 11:53:39 pm
Have it your way.

Have it every which way!
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2017, 09:52:06 am »
Hold the pickle.
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2017, 02:02:16 pm »


Da b***hes. Dey loves my Whopper.
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2017, 02:37:10 pm »
Quote from: geronl on February 15, 2017, 05:47:05 am
Putting Burger King on my boycott list

Note that it is only done in Israel, and it comes with beer.  Not the actions of any US based franchise.
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2017, 04:04:04 pm »
When will McDonalds offer a fleshlight?
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2017, 04:18:32 pm »
Quote from: EC on February 15, 2017, 09:52:06 am
Hold the pickle.

Too late!! It ain't fresh any more.....
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Re: Burger King Offers an Adults-Only Valentine’s Day Meal, With a Different Kind of Toy Inside
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2017, 04:40:07 pm »
Quote from: Weird Tolkienish Figure on February 15, 2017, 04:04:04 pm
When will McDonalds offer a fleshlight?

And will they pack it with the Happy Meal?
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2017, 04:42:06 pm »
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