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Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« on: February 07, 2017, 02:58:56 pm »
Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite

February 6, 2017| by Brian Anderson

Lena Dunham is a lot of things…crazy, annoying, a child molester…but one thing she is not is a healthy in-shape person. Being an “empowered” women of considerable girth, she doesn’t care how gross she looks naked, which would explain why she is naked all of the time. However, according to a recent interview, she is slim and sexy and it’s all Donald Trump’s fault for making her unable to eat since he was elected. Like all of her other lies, this is also untrue as she’s just as plump and unattractive as ever.

According to Entertainment Weekly, Dunham told Howard Stern how Trump has turned her into an emaciated super model:

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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2017, 03:00:25 pm »
If she is seeing skinny in the mirror, she has more profoundly deep needs than food. :silly:
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2017, 03:21:19 pm »
More like tapioca. All lumpy and gross.
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2017, 04:34:47 pm »
That's enough to turn you gay.






Uh, you.  Not me.  I'm still straight.
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2017, 04:38:50 pm »
More winning.
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2017, 04:43:11 pm »
Although this disgusting creature is the antithesis of entertainment, the thread's been moved here from the News category, just because (for some reason) she's a celebrity.
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2017, 04:44:39 pm »
Trump has had a similar effect on me. No longer aged 71 but 20, I'm applying for a spot in the UFC.
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2017, 05:46:52 pm »
I used to like vanilla pudding. Thanks a lot!
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2017, 08:15:56 pm »
Quote from: AbaraXas on February 07, 2017, 05:48:53 pm
Just to make everyone depressed.
Dunham is worth 12 million.
She can spend it all on donuts. If she invites Michael Moore over, they'll eat their way through that in no time.
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2017, 08:58:58 pm »
@rangerrebew

This topic is really unfair to tubs of vanilla pudding....




I mean, which would you rather eat?

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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2017, 09:26:35 pm »
Return your mirror to the funhouse you stole it from!
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2017, 12:09:41 am »
Now, come on.

Tubs of pudding are delicious, lovable and they even have this cute little jiggle to them.

Lena Dunham's just condescending and intentionally ugly so she can get offended when people dare call her ugly.
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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2017, 12:15:27 am »
She is such a piece of garbage on so many levels. Her fat ass wouldn't lose weight even if she spent a couple years in Ethiopia.

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Re: Tub Of Vanilla Pudding Lena Dunham Claims She Is Skinny Because Trump Ruined Her Appetite
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2017, 06:48:48 am »
She used to have hips like battleships.
Now she has hips like................pocket battleships.
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