Hey, I'm here to protest, where do I go?
Those pretending to be Tea Party members go to Lot 2 Section 4.
If you wish to set yourself on fire that is Lot 6 Section 11 next to the Exxon gas station.
If you're planning on leaving for Canada immediately after the swearing in you can pick up your map with directions next to the buses at Lot 14.
If you have a check from George Soros to cash we recommend you do that before protesting.