My name is Ishmael!
So I assume that the English treat, Spotted Dick, is considered to be contraband there?
True story, my first boss was named Dick Harden. Those were less vulgar times. Nobody thought anything of it. It was just his name, That's all.
That real name today would get you charged with a sex crime of some kind.
The world has lost its mind. We are all living in an insane asylum.