You backward, unsophisticated, provincial rubes! The Constitution is not the document the slave owning, old white Europeans wrote down for us. That is a symbol of racism and right wing oppression!
The REAL Constitution rests in the collective minds of the holy and wise liberal intelligensia and chattering class, full of vibrant, enlightened and tolerant minds, who's unfathomable wisdom are like the gods.
We do not need some backward document, a relic from a dark era. We simply need to listen to listen to the holy priesthood, the elder ones, members of the high and lofty liberal councils of the all-knowing, all-seeing. They will oracle to us what is sacrament and heresy, er Constitutional and not Constitutional, as they deem necessary and us worthy to receive it.