Listen up, Snowflake Rioters
Howie Carr, Boston Herald
November 14, 2016 at 6:56 am
Can I have the bullhorn please?
I would like to address all of you rioting hippies, fifth-generation welfare leeches and assorted illegal immigrants who are currently looting, burning and carjacking your way across the college campuses and free-stuff districts of America.
First of all, can we describe these civil disturbances for what they really are? These are not “anti-Trump” riots, they are “pro-Hillary” temper tantrums.
Tuesday was the revolt of the working classes. Now we have an ongoing insurrection of the non-working classes.
All the same Occupy vermin who camped out on the Greenway to protest the corrupt patriarchy of Wall Street one-percenters are now protesting the fair-and-square defeat of the corrupt candidate who was supported by 99.99 percent of Wall Street one-percenters.
Go figure.
I beseech you snowflakes. Put down your therapy puppies and your Molotov cocktails.
President-elect Trump has asked me to personally reassure you that he has no plans to compel anyone to actually get jobs in this new post-Trumpocalaypse America.
Nobody will intrude on your safe space — the couch in front of the wide-screen TV in your mom’s Sect. 8 apartment.
Dudes, look on the bright side of what happened Tuesday — your midterms have been canceled, and weed is now legal.
They’re not bright, obviously — have you seen the photo of the protester with the sign demanding “Deport Fashiosm”?
Apparently they’ve already deported Spell Check.
But I think I’ve figured out why the Young Democrats are so distraught. They believed, and apparently continue to believe, that post-election, we were planning to do to them what they were planning to do to us.
The reality is, all us deplorables have ever asked for is to be left alone. We were voting in self-defense. Hillary Clinton was the real radical in this fight. Among other things, her platform called for doing away with the First Amendment — even George Will figured that one out.
“From Clinton’s nastiest aspiration,” he wrote Friday, “we are now safe. She promised Supreme Court justices who would reverse Citizens United, thereby eviscerating the First Amendment by empowering the political class to regulate the quantity, content and timing of campaign speech about itself. This will never happen (now).”
And yet Will still refused to vote for Trump. Talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome.
But here are some of the things President-elect Trump won’t be doing:
He won’t be suing lesbian bakers who refuse to bake cakes for Christian weddings. ...
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