Posted by me in the Disqus comments:
Cyber Liberty • 19 minutes ago
The other day I was waiting at a stoplight.
A two-door convertible pulled up next to me with Jane Fonda driving, Gloria Steinem in the passenger seat and Rosie O'Donnell in the back seat. They took one look at me and started screaming "F*** you, male Chauvinist pig!" while wildly flipping me the finger. Just as the light changed, Fonda slammed on the accelerator, flying into the intersection.
At that precise moment, a cement truck came from the left and crushed the car, killing all of them instantly.
I sat quietly, shaken up. I thought to myself, "Oh my God! That could have been me!"
The next day I signed up for truck-driving school.