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October 19th, 2016
By Olaf Ekberg

Aging singer Madonna is trying to boost the male vote for Hillary Clinton by offering sexual favors in exchange for ballots for her candidate.

While introducing comedian Amy Schumer, the 58-year-old singer made the pitch to show attendees Tuesday night.

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job. OK?” she said as at Madison Square Garden audience cheered.


MADONNA OFFERS BLOW JOBS FOR HILLARY VOTES

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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2016, 12:21:09 am »
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Re: VIDEO: Madonna offers NYC crowd ‘blow jobs’ for Hillary votes
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2016, 12:26:54 am »
Sounds like a fair trade to me. Anyone have her number?


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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2016, 02:06:06 am »
Tempting... but you see the choppers on that broad?

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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2016, 02:42:34 am »
Sounds like a fair trade to me. Anyone have her number?


Probably in half the subway bathroom stalls in NYC...
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Re: VIDEO: Madonna offers NYC crowd ‘blow jobs’ for Hillary votes
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2016, 03:13:11 am »
Just... no. That might just make me vote Trump. MIGHT.
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2016, 03:23:30 am »
Just... no. That might just make me vote Trump. MIGHT.
And when you go to get your shots later...?
Like Trump, it might appeal in the short term, but be more painful in the end...
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2016, 03:31:52 am »
Probably in half the subway bathroom stalls in NYC...

Excellent. I'm on my way now. Hope there isn't a line.

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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2016, 05:27:31 am »
I bet she could suck-start a Harley Davidson

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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2016, 05:45:24 am »
It's little late for me to be worrying about STDs but I'll take a hand job if you'll wash your hands, scrub under the nails, and wear some gloves...also I need to close my eyes and don't talk.

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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2016, 05:53:08 am »
It's little late for me to be worrying about STDs but I'll take a hand job if you'll wash your hands, scrub under the nails, and wear some gloves...also I need to close my eyes and don't talk.

How dare you speak about Americas Sweetheart like that. She is a national treasure.


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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2016, 06:05:25 am »
How dare you speak about Americas Sweetheart like that. She is a national treasure.
It's not that I don't appreciate the offer.  A blow when it's not my birthday or anniversary is most unexpected, and if we were only talking about insanity from syphilis or an unsightly rash, I'm ready...what's new, but I'm told some of these modern viruses make the whole thing drop off and I don't want to walk funny for the rest of my life.

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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2016, 06:28:04 am »
How dare you speak about Americas Sweetheart like that. She is a national treasure.



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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2016, 12:43:28 pm »
I'd go gay first.

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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2016, 01:12:07 pm »
I expect she's been down on everything but the Bismarck. And as full of seamen.
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« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2016, 02:07:17 pm »
I expect she's been down on everything but the Bismarck. And as full of seamen.

Probably. But it's scary to realize anyone would actually want to. Everything about that thing nauseated me even back in the 80s even before I knew her politics.

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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2016, 02:59:03 pm »
 stay classy marge

surprised this old skank hasn't come down with something


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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2016, 03:19:12 pm »
"The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it. They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over. -Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2016, 03:25:21 pm »
All I can think of is the lyrics to Cheap Trick's "Surrender"

Momma told me, yes she told me, I'd meet girls like you
She also told me, 'stay away', you'll never know what you'll catch...

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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2016, 03:38:51 pm »
All I can think of is the lyrics to Cheap Trick's "Surrender"

Momma told me, yes she told me, I'd meet girls like you
She also told me, 'stay away', you'll never know what you'll catch...


IRON MAIDEN LYRICS

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"Charlotte The Harlot"

Giving a swish with your arse in the air, don't you know what they're saying?
Charlotte you're so refined when you take all the love that they're giving.
Sticking with every man that you find, don't you know what they're after?
Charlotte you've got your legs in the air, don't you hear all the laughter?

[Chorus]
Charlotte the Harlot show me your legs,
Charlotte the Harlot take me to bed.
Charlotte the Harlot let me see blood,
Charlotte the Harlot let me see love.

Taking so many men to your room, don't you feel no remorse?
You charge them a "fiver", It's only for starters.
And ten for the main course.
And you've got no feelings, they died long ago.
Don't you care who you let in?
And don't you know you're breaking the law with the service you're giving.

[Chorus]

There was a time when you left me standing there,
Picking up pieces of love off the floor.
Well Charlotte you left me alone in there,
To make your ends as a bloody whore.
Well Charlotte you told me you love me true,
Picking up pieces of love yesterday.
Well Charlotte you're draws are off color too
'Cause you're making love all day.

Giving a swish with your arse in the air, don't you know what they're saying?
Charlotte you're so refined when you take all the love that they're giving.
Sticking with every man that you find, don't you know what they're after?
Charlotte you've got your legs in the air, don't you hear all the laughter?

[Chorus]