Canine paralysis is a daily affliction at our house. How a twelve pound dog can feel that a 50# sack of potatoes is amazing.
My canine paralysis is due more to the fact that I'm
unwilling to move as opposed to unable to. It's always been the policy around here that if the dog falls asleep on you, everyone else has to wait on you (get you water, bring your glasses, etc.). The rule is that we don't disturb the dog unless we absolutely have to. If I could speak dog, I'd explain to them how good they have it!