Congress Does Nothing to Protect American Jobs
By John Miano, September 29, 2016
In 1996, a couple of clowns embarked on a publicity stunt that ended tragically. They would have a seven-year-old girl set the record for the youngest person to fly a plane across country. (Bear with me – it's a metaphor relating to immigration policy.)
Because most airplanes have dual controls (allowing them to be flown equally well from either seat), it would be a simple matter to set the record for the youngest cocker spaniel to fly across the country.
Given such absurd possibilities, no aviation sanctioning bodies recognize a record for the youngest person to fly across the country. You have to be a licensed pilot to set a record.
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