September 25, 2016
You might be a deplorable if...
By Peggy Ryan
Comedian Jeff Foxworthy is famous for his "You Might Be a Redneck If..." For those of you in the outback who haven't heard Foxworthy's famous routine, here's a sample.
You Might Be a Redneck If...
1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
3. You own a home that is mobile and five cars that aren't.
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