Interesting. I think I've seen this strategy somewhere.
Nice try, but you forget an important point:
The intolerable doesn't have to be MADE to be intolerable.
Why can't you just admit that lots and lots of people don't like your man? Why can't you just admit that instead of trying to figure out HOW to make people like him, you and your ilk have spent all your time insulting those that don't? Why can't you just admit that, as a result, you have helped cement the dislike for all things Trump?
Now you have prepared TWO turd sandwiches: the one you think we're obligated to vote for, and the intense dislike you've sown among many conservatives for you and your ilk.