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Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature

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Free Vulcan:
Dear California - Iowa, Wisconsin, Texas, and a number of other cattle producing states thank you.

Frank Cannon:

--- Quote from: Cripplecreek on September 20, 2016, 11:36:36 pm ---Those happy California cows won't be happy for long once they're fitted for butt plugs.

--- End quote ---

Remember. They're Cali cows. They will get off on it.

Smokin Joe:

--- Quote from: Frank Cannon on September 21, 2016, 04:41:54 am ---Remember. They're Cali cows. They will get off on it.

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I just had a flash of the end of that experiment. ...


"Broken and clinging desperately to life, the sh*t spattered scientist was howling laughing...The EMT asked him what was so funny and he said, between gasps, "You shoulda seen that monkey trying to put the plug back in!"

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