This is from a most classic SNL skit. It seems to have escaped you, and everyone else. Typical, no humor in any of you. Just google it.
"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the John and watch you take a leak" - Planes, Trains and Automobiles
“You’re an emotional f*cking cripple. Your soul is dogsh*t. Every single f*cking thing about you is ugly.” - Bad Santa
"You're a Dick!" X-Men
“You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you.” - Swimming With Sharks
"You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick." - The Witches Of Eastwick
"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon." -The Princess Bride
"You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity." - Toy Story
I could go on with this pathetic mimicry of your post, but what would be the point. You have no idea why your post was insulting and not funny. It is probably best that you stay ignorant. It suits you.