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Offline Hoodat

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2016, 11:08:50 pm »
Q.  Why don't puns work on kleptomaniacs?

A.  Because they take everything literally.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2016, 02:57:41 am »

Have Indentified as a Male since birth!


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2016, 03:19:52 am »
Hungry? homes flooded?

Trumps got ya some Play-Doh


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/19***
« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2016, 04:52:30 am »
Play-Doh is vital in flood recovery efforts!

You can also build pretty walls with it.