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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2016, 01:40:13 pm »

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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2016, 01:48:48 pm »
WONDERFUL!!  GREAT JOB!
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What happened to the great Stay-puft photoshop I was commenting on?

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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2016, 01:51:21 pm »
That dress is hideous on her.  And someone needs to work on her posture!  Her shoulders are all hunched over.  Out of all the pictures on that link, the woman wearing the most flattering outfit was Steve Job's widow. 

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Re: Our First Lady is a Man, baby
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2016, 02:18:07 pm »
She's a real behemoth, isn't she?

"... The first lady wore a white strapless gown designed by Brandon Maxwell, the same stylist who dresses Lady Gaga, as the United States dined with Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong and his wife Ho Ching. ..." More photos at Daily Caller

Ho Ching and her dress were lovely, however.

I see where some of the transgender groundswell may be coming from.
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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2016, 02:49:51 pm »
Surprised this hasn't made it into this thread....

White is wonderful and symbolic of "Hope" when worn by Hillary Clinton, racist when worn by Melania Trump.  Yes, someone actually made that argument.

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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2016, 02:53:23 pm »
It is the trapezius muscle group that gives it away. Women simply are built like that, with 'traps' going up to their earlobes. A woman's body just doesn't work that way no matter how much they work out. Her whole upper body is 'stacked' for a man, for a woman it is impossible unless he/she is taking serious steroids.

Maybe she is transgendering? But then the question would be, 'Is it a man going to a woman?' or 'Is it a woman going to a man?' You really can't tell from the pictures what it is.
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Re: Our First Lady is a Man, baby
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2016, 03:01:23 pm »
Her political positions are radical and rotten but she is an attractive woman.  She's plenty feminine.  She married a homely dude, but hey...so she has bad taste.  She works hard to stay in shape and actually tries to dress appropriately, though I am not a huge fan of the sleeveless outfits she often chooses.  You can tell she puts a lot of effort into it.   So she has long fingers.  Lots of women do.  So she has a strong jaw.  Overall her facial shape is very feminine.  So don't buy her a drink.  Are all women, in your view, reduced to who you would try to pick up in a bar?

I can't stand her politics but I won't call her a man just to mock her.

I would call her attractive but I am not keen on her shoulder build but many black women have that build. Sometimes she looks great and sometimes not so great like all of us.

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Re: Our First Lady is a Man, baby
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2016, 03:10:23 pm »
I see where some of the transgender groundswell may be coming from.
On a brighter note, I hear she'll be starting strong safety for the Bears this year.
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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2016, 12:57:31 pm »


    WOMAN: Hulking, sullen, traps that could stuff an NFL running back.

    MAN: Effete beta, deferential to his wife, smug libfag smirk because he’s proud of himself for signaling his male feminist bona fides. (“Ladies and gentleman…my beard! I wouldn’t be where I am today without him..er, her.”)


If that offends, you certainly don’t want to click on the link as the Obama’s represent just a few of the genders they really don’t like that much over there. Although it does sum up the whole surly mess we call “the Wons” rather succinctly. Let’s just hope they move their entertainment empire venue on to New York or Hollywood real soon.

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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2016, 12:59:22 pm »
The photoshopped version of the Pillsbury Doughboy Sailor was taken down.  (Link no longer works)   :shrug: 
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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2016, 01:25:53 pm »
Michelle Obama should never wear white.  She is too wide to carry it off.  Sorry, but that's truth.  She looks so much better in the yellow dress further down the page.
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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2016, 01:26:41 pm »
Michelle Obama should never wear white.  She is too wide to carry it off.  Sorry, but that's truth.
The flip side is that they could use her backside for a movie screen, if the need arose.
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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2016, 01:29:54 pm »
Her hair looks like she was about to put on a wig, (I know! I know! A Black woman with a wig? That's impossible!) and she changed her mind at the last second.

I wonder how much she paid for that 'hair do'? Yeees daaaarling, we're going to comb it back an coat it with shellac. It will be faaaaabulous! I would guess it cost us well over a thousand of OUR dollars.
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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2016, 04:23:24 pm »
The photoshopped version of the Pillsbury Doughboy Sailor was taken down.  (Link no longer works)   :shrug:

bet Pillsbury didn't smile when they saw it   :whistle:

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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2016, 04:31:32 pm »
bet Pillsbury didn't smile when they saw it   :whistle:

It was actually the stay-puft marshmallow man from the Ghostbusters movie.

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« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2016, 05:03:01 pm »
I see where some of the transgender groundswell may be coming from.


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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2016, 05:43:30 pm »
The flip side is that they could use her backside for a movie screen, if the need arose.
Not too many drive-in movies left...
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Re: Our First Lady is a Man, baby
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2016, 05:44:26 pm »


More at Michelle Obama's Mirror "What Not to Wear" issue.

This is just downright frightening. 

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« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2016, 05:58:11 pm »


More at Michelle Obama's Mirror "What Not to Wear" issue.

Wooaaa.  What did she apply those eye brows with... A highway lane line painting machine.

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Re: WOWZA!!! Michelle Obama Wows Them In White......
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2016, 05:59:33 pm »
Surprised this hasn't made it into this thread....

White is wonderful and symbolic of "Hope" when worn by Hillary Clinton, racist when worn by Melania Trump.  Yes, someone actually made that argument.

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