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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2016, 06:15:15 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2016, 06:17:16 pm »

No awareness ribbon that I know of, but how about a button?


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2016, 06:52:39 pm »
I was browsing on Wal-Mart's Web site the other night, and found two disturbing actual items.

The first is that, apparently, "skinny" jeans now come in a 42-inch waist, which kind of defeats the purpose.

The second was in the T-shirt section.



You can apparently buy T-shirts emblazoned with the logo of your favorite food or beverage: Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, I even saw one for Eggo waffles.

It used to be that advertisers would PAY to reach customers. Now, customers pay to become advertisements.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2016, 06:59:57 pm »
I was browsing on Wal-Mart's Web site the other night, and found two disturbing actual items.

The first is that, apparently, "skinny" jeans now come in a 42-inch waist, which kind of defeats the purpose.

The second was in the T-shirt section.



You can apparently buy T-shirts emblazoned with the logo of your favorite food or beverage: Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, I even saw one for Eggo waffles.

It used to be that advertisers would PAY to reach customers. Now, customers pay to become advertisements.

That trend has been going for a while, and it's too bad.  I used to get such KEWL STUFF with Marlboro Miles.  We still get compliments from the Bell guy when we go to the Casino....
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2016, 07:08:43 pm »

No awareness ribbon that I know of, but how about a button?


Whoever came up with that button would LOVE visiting Hawai'i. 
For unvaccinated, we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death — if you’re unvaccinated — for themselves, their families, and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm. Sloe Joe Biteme 12/16
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2016, 08:06:26 pm »
Whoever came up with that button would LOVE visiting Hawai'i.

I didn't come up with the button, but I'd be happy to step up and visit Hawai'i in their place!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2016, 08:20:07 pm »
I didn't come up with the button, but I'd be happy to step up and visit Hawai'i in their place!



Must be a secondary use for Hillary's reset button...

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2016, 09:03:33 pm »
Must be a secondary use for Hillary's reset button...

I think this is a more appropriate button for Ms. Clinton:
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2016, 09:12:06 pm »
I wish our politicians (and you know who I mean) would all make a trip to the Olympics this year...

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2016, 09:13:04 pm »
I think this is a more appropriate button for Ms. Clinton:


Guess that's the authentic one...I had it tested:



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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2016, 10:42:32 pm »
In honor of both Friday silliness and the opening of the 2016 Summer Olympics, how about a nice selection of headless rhythmic gymnasts.

     
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2016, 11:02:01 pm »
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For unvaccinated, we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death — if you’re unvaccinated — for themselves, their families, and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm. Sloe Joe Biteme 12/16
I will NOT comply.
 
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2016, 10:22:59 am »
@Polly Ticks


I lost my apostrophe when I left FR. And Trump thinks he has made sacrifices. :laugh:
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 8/5/16***
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2016, 12:25:41 pm »
Thanks Pookie for the Trump pics.

My pleasure, @Unlimited! There are so many of them that both the Thurs. & Fri. Today's Toons threads were smaller than usual (since I don't include anti-Trump in them).