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London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« on: August 04, 2016, 03:58:54 pm »
https://www.rt.com/uk/354586-fellatio-cafe-london-legal/

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London could soon host its first ever ‘fellatio café’ for punters seeking oral pleasure with their morning coffee. If the business manages to overcome all the legal barriers to opening, the café will offer customers a selection of coffees, along with oral sex performed by an escort.
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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2016, 04:14:01 pm »
It's a total BS story, of course.

But have fun with it. Just remember World News rules - no Trump. At all.
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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2016, 04:20:43 pm »
BS you say?  That really sucks.
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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2016, 04:26:34 pm »
Quote from: EC on August 04, 2016, 04:14:01 pm
It's a total BS story, of course.

But have fun with it. Just remember World News rules - no Trump. At all.
BS you say...man, that blows.
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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2016, 04:31:52 pm »
Black, no cream, please.
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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2016, 04:35:27 pm »
The latest form of gonorhrea is spread  via oral sex.
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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2016, 04:38:02 pm »
Couple of notes on this.

It is not some 'new and original' idea. If you live in a major city anywhere in the world I am sure you could find this with not much effort.

It would save many marriages. There are some branches of Orthodox Judaism which sanction a married man having sex with a prostitute (with decorum and caution, of course) if there is a marital need that it would fulfill. Better to just do it and get it out of the way, than to dwell on it for years and wind up divorced for some silly fantasy. Also, married men laying with prostitutes is all throughout the Torah, and some would argue the New Testament as well, but that is beyond the scope of this topic.

Bill and Hillary Clinton were adamant that oral sex is NOT sex. "I never had sexual relations with that woman, ..." is etched in history. A whole generation of children were taught that oral sex is not sex, and would likely have not problem stopping at this cafe for coffee and treat. And the fact that Hillary is still with him presumes that she agrees.

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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2016, 04:38:11 pm »
I can see the problems already.   Guy sits down to get his morning java.   Another guy from two tables away blurts out - "Hey - I didn't order cream in my coffee!"
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2016, 04:40:37 pm »
Black

Absolutely NO CREAM please.
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2016, 05:04:28 pm »
I like my women like my morning coffee.  Hot, and held firmly between my thighs.
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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2016, 05:09:44 pm »
Will they have a drive thru window?
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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2016, 05:19:12 pm »
Wonder what kinds of ups and downs are considered in the business model.
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« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2016, 05:47:01 pm »
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« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2016, 05:47:25 pm »
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Wonder what kinds of ups and downs are considered in the business model.

The business plan projects steady growth with the occasional spurt.
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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2016, 05:50:17 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on August 04, 2016, 05:04:28 pm
Hot, and held firmly between my thighs.

Women though are sometimes like coffee and burn you.

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« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2016, 06:07:43 pm »
Quote from: 240B on August 04, 2016, 04:38:02 pm
It would save many marriages. There are some branches of Orthodox Judaism which sanction a married man having sex with a prostitute (with decorum and caution, of course) if there is a marital need that it would fulfill. Better to just do it and get it out of the way, than to dwell on it for years and wind up divorced for some silly fantasy.

I think this aptly describes the attitude many wives have about their men and Internet sex. 
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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2016, 06:16:49 pm »
Getting oral sex from someone who is jittery...

that sounds risky.

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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2016, 06:20:55 pm »
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Getting oral sex from someone who is jittery...

that sounds risky.

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Just go "gummy". :whistle:
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2016, 06:24:48 pm »
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Couple of notes on this.

It is not some 'new and original' idea. If you live in a major city anywhere in the world I am sure you could find this with not much effort.

It would save many marriages.

cheating does not save marriages, that's a stupid idea

it is completely immoral

it should be shot in the face as a concept
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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2016, 06:29:07 pm »
Quote from: geronl on August 04, 2016, 06:24:48 pm
cheating does not save marriages, that's a stupid idea

it is completely immoral

it should be shot in the face as a concept

Cheating's immoral.  No question about that.   But what's your take on porn?   Plenty of folks in sexless marriages, I'll wager, manage to remain faithful because of pornography. 
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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2016, 06:49:34 pm »
Quote from: Jazzhead on August 04, 2016, 06:29:07 pm
Cheating's immoral.  No question about that.   But what's your take on porn?   Plenty of folks in sexless marriages, I'll wager, manage to remain faithful because of pornography.


pornography is evil, it has corrupted people and destroyed many families and many rapists and child molesters were spurred on by it.

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Re: London ‘fellatio café’ will offer coffee & oral sex…if it’s not deemed illegal
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2016, 06:58:40 pm »
The name???
Rock hard cafe.
shouldn't have said that.
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