Hillary has shattered the glass ceiling
And she has that achey-breakey feeling.
It's all for the little guy, the unheard, the unsung
For commie pigs the dinner bell is rung.
For Hillary, 95% of the women will vote
And, like Obama, Hill will have the Other by the scrote.
Almost all gun crimes are committed by men, she'll say
And it's time that we make them pay.
Men will call in sick,
Looking to escape
While the commander decrees that all hetero-sex is rape.
Tools must be registered
With the department of WMDs
And those who don't comply
Will have no government cheese.
And she's so brave and strong and resolute
That any who resist will feel proud to get the boot.