Great stuff today. Idaho_Cowboy from the sunny desert plains of Idaho.
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. “He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” “Not Tex,” the second cowboy replied. “He ll always be just a good ol boy. When he walks in, I m sure all he ll say is hello.” “I know Tex better than either of you,” said the third. “He’s so smart, he ll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now.” Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, “Audi, partners!”
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn. Ah d be mighty grateful if n yoo d play Achy Breaky Heart fur me bahfore ah hafta go.” “Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden. He turns to the biker, “And you, biker, What’s your last request?” “That you kill me first.”
Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, “I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby.” The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, “I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands.” The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.
