Its not satire?
It is satire, even though it is supposed to be real. The elite fools are playing us for fools every day by running nonsense "news" like this.
Much of what you see printed or see on the alphabet networks these days, is what satire was in the 70s and 80s. It would be so easy to imagine Chevy Chase, Jane Curtain, and Ackroyed, doing a SNL skit on this very topic.
No doubt Dan would come out as a senior FBI administrator with his pockets spilling dollar bills all over the stage everywhere he goes. Chevy would be playing the serious straight guy asking him if he has seen any 'corruption' anywhere. Jane would be dressed as Hillary sneaking around the stage picking up the dollars off the floor that fell out of Dan's pockets. And on like that.
The point is that America has fallen to such a low ebb, that what was once laughable and satire is now all too real. Obama's entire Presidency is a joke. It is a comedy movie staring Eddie Murphy as a street hustler from Chicago who becomes President of the United States. Only it is not a movie this time. It actually happened.
What's next? Literally nobody on Earth knows.