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Offline Weird Tolkienish Figure

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A man screaming “Donald Trump, where are you!” turned Times Square into an open-air peep show Thursday morning — ambling to the top of the red staircase in Duffy Square completely naked, putting on a bizarre one-hour show, and then jumping off.

Witnesses first spotted the man on 47th Street near Rockefeller Center before he took off west toward Times Square and climbed to the top of the TKTS booth at Seventh Avenue at about 8 a.m., shouting obscenities.

The man demanded a meeting with GOP’s presumptive presidential nominee, who has a scheduled appearance in New Hampshire later today.

“Donald Trump, where are you, Donald Trump, where the f– are you?!” he shouted from a ledge on top of the stairs, 16 feet above the Times Square pavement.

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Cops blocked off rush-hour traffic in hopes of talking the man down, to no avail as of 9 a.m.

Although the handsome 20-something wore no clothes, he appeared to be a bit of a style maven, screaming out: “I love fashion, it’s taught me so much!”

He also dropped the names of two iconic fashion photographers.

“I love you, Bruce Weber,” the man shouted. “I love you, Mario Testino.”

The man also proclaimed he’s a virgin and loves his mom.

As police tried to talk him down, the man blew kisses to the crowd, performed a chicken dance and crudely taunted officers — grabbing his privates and shaking his backside at New York’s Finest.

At one point he spit in the faces of stone-faced police who kept their cool trying to help the troubled man.

Police quickly blew up a giant airbag below in case the man decided to jump from the 16-foot-tall staircase popular with tourists.

He did at around 9:10 a.m. His condition was unclear.

Hundreds of morning commuters and tourists jammed into Times Square, whipping out their mobile phones to take video of the incident.

http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-man-takes-over-times-square-screams-about-donald-trump/


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putting on a bizarre one-hour show

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Offline skeeter

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Whats the big deal. Aren't naked people pretty ubiquitous in Times Square these days?

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What is it about being high that makes people take their cloths off?

If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.

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Whats the big deal. Aren't naked people pretty ubiquitous in Times Square these days?

I don't think that is what he would be in trouble for. They even allow pissing on sidewalks now.

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What is it about being high that makes people take their cloths off?

I believe that certain drugs raise people's body temperatures, makes them think they're on fire, or just hot. No lie, I actually heard this.

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What is it about being high that makes people take their cloths off?

Well at least this naked guy seemed to be in pretty good shape. Most of the time they look like this guy:



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I believe that certain drugs raise people's body temperatures, makes them think they're on fire, or just hot. No lie, I actually heard this.

I long for the good ole days when drugs just made you have a jones for Doritos.
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....screams about Donald Trump (what's his FR username?)

Hmmm.. insane... Trump worshipper... screams a lot...

It's "WENDLE!!"
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Hmmm.. insane... Trump worshipper... screams a lot...

It's "WENDLE!!"

Nah. This guy is about 200 lbs too light to be When-Dull
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A man screaming “Donald Trump, where are you!” turned Times Square into an open-air peep show Thursday morning — ambling to the top of the red staircase in Duffy Square completely naked, putting on a bizarre one-hour show, and then jumping off.

@CatherineofAragon

I don't really have anything to add here, I just wanted to say that I look S P E C T A C U L A R naked.

/modesty

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“Donald Trump, where are you, Donald Trump, where the f– are you?!” he shouted from a ledge on top of the stairs, 16 feet above the Times Square pavement....
Trump brings out the best in people!

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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this guy has some mental issues
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this guy has some mental issues

Your typical Trump fan doesn't? You should follow Milo on Twitter. It's eye opening.

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the handsome 20-something
I was about to name the probable FR suspect, but then noticed this description of the naked guy. Never mind, it wasn't the fellow  I suspected.
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I'm surprised RedState and the Antis have not alleged Trump paid the man to do this so as to attract the gay vote or something....
 
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Nah. This guy is about 200 lbs too light to be When-Dull

Right... along the lines of the blob at #7.

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Poor Corey Lewandowski is missing Trump.

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Poor Corey Lewandowski is missing Trump.

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I'm surprised RedState and the Antis have not alleged Trump paid the man to do this so as to attract the gay vote or something....

No need. We're used to people saying and doing all kinds of crazy things RE: Trump. Your posts for instance.

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Well, he's clearly happy 2 be him...
How to lose credibility while posting:
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2. Default to the most puerile emoticon you can find. This is especially useful when you can't win an argument on merits.
3. Be falsely ingratiating, completely but politely dismissive without talking to the points, and bring up Hillary whenever the conversation is really about conservatism.
4. When all else fails, remember rule #1 and #2. Emoticons are like the poor man's tweet!

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Poor Corey Lewandowski is missing Trump.

Or Roger Simon.

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Or Roger Simon.

Do you mean Roger Stone?  Wouldn't put it past him, he loves all that nekkie stuff: 



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I don't really have anything to add here, I just wanted to say that I look S P E C T A C U L A R naked.

/modesty

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Yes, you've made this known to us before in that humble way you have!