How about world Don't do Anything You Enjoy Cuz it might be Risky Day.
We can all stay home and eat kale and tofu and celebrate the fact that we’ve done as much as possible to avoid risks. This means avoiding things like driving, smoking, exercising, not exercising, eating meat, crossing the street. To better enjoy No Risk Day get a face mask with a filter, wear sunscreen, stay indoors just in case, don't use the microwave, don't bathe (most falls happen in the bathroom), and to cap it off make sure you have your gun free zone signs up made from splinter free recyclable plastic and biodegradable water soluble lead free ink.