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Offline uglybiker

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/27/16
« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2016, 10:49:54 pm »
Beauty and the Beer

Or is it: Beauty After Several Beers? :beer:
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/27/16
« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2016, 11:24:21 pm »
12 Angry Men (because they had no beer)
To Kill a Mockingbird (because it pissed you off by mocking you)
The Dark Beer Trilogy
Dr. Strangelove (How I learned to stop worrying and to love Beer)










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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/27/16
« Reply #52 on: May 28, 2016, 11:32:42 pm »
Okay, I won with ""Fron Beer to Eternity" right? All the polls said i did and anyone else is just proving that the "system is rigged". (Trump said so).

You know, GrouchoTex invented Beer? (Al Gore said so)..
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/27/16
« Reply #53 on: May 28, 2016, 11:33:19 pm »
Quote from: uglybiker on May 28, 2016, 10:49:54 pm
Beauty and the Beer

Or is it: Beauty After Several Beers? :beer:

Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
Like it was going out of style
My whole head got light
I lost my eyesight
I ain't been that drunk in awhile
Along about 1 I spotted a queen
And I started to make my move
Aw, she was believing every line I was laying
Lord I was just too cool
Well I thought I died and gone to heaven
But lord did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Willie Nelson....
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/27/16
« Reply #54 on: May 29, 2016, 12:30:15 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on May 28, 2016, 11:33:19 pm

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD8sf0BfM7M
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/27/16
« Reply #55 on: May 29, 2016, 03:31:15 am »
You know how it is when you wake up in the morning with a cotton tongue, a pounding head, knots in your stomach and a two in bed? Where you slip out so fast you finish getting dressed outside, leaving her your least favorite friend's number on the dresser?

I know from experience. There is something far, far worse.

Slitting one eye open at a slight morning noise, and watching her do that ....
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/27/16
« Reply #56 on: May 29, 2016, 11:25:55 pm »
Quote from: EC on May 29, 2016, 03:31:15 am
You know how it is when you wake up in the morning with a cotton tongue, a pounding head, knots in your stomach and a two in bed? Where you slip out so fast you finish getting dressed outside, leaving her your least favorite friend's number on the dresser?

I know from experience. There is something far, far worse.

Slitting one eye open at a slight morning noise, and watching her do that ....

LOL

Yeah, it's those 2-3 day later phone calls, when you both put on the game face, and say something along the lines of,"Well, We had a good time, but I don't think this is going to work out".
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/27/16
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2016, 11:43:06 pm »
     
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/27/16
« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2016, 09:15:35 pm »
« Last Edit: June 03, 2016, 09:15:55 pm by DCPatriot »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/27/16
« Reply #59 on: June 03, 2016, 11:38:10 pm »
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