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Hillary hails a flying saucer to the White House
« on: May 17, 2016, 05:43:10 pm »
Hillary hails a flying saucer to the White House
Wesley Pruden
Jewish World Review
Published May 17, 2016
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/pruden051716.php3

Hillary Clinton’s campaign wizards, having seen what happened to Jeb Bush, are worried about her "lack of energy." But there’s nothing wrong with her imagination, her vision, her talent for building castles in the cosmos. She has come up with the season’s most imaginative campaign promise.

If she becomes president, she says she’ll open the government’s secret files and give the world the complete skinny on what happened at Roswell, N.M ., in the heat of a summer’s night in 1947. Were we visited by aliens, or not?

She has taken questions from several television interviewers about flying saucers, and when late-night TV comic Jimmy Kimmel asked her about "UFOs," she quickly corrected him. "You know," she said, "there’s a new name now. It’s ‘unexplained aerial phenomenon.’ UAP. That’s the latest nomenclature."

Revising nomenclature is big among Democrats this season. A new directive from the Obama administration says it’s incorrect to call murderers, rapists, bank robbers and such ‘criminals.’ That could make them feel bad about themselves and their career choices. The correct term, according to a directive from the U.S. Department of Education, is ‘justice-involved individuals.’The discussion of aliens, UFOs, UAPs and flying saucers is no longer the work only of supermarket tabloids and late-night television comics.

The New York Times weighed in the other day with an account of Hillary’s other-worldly fascinations. "Known for her grasp of policy," the newspaper reported, "Mrs. Clinton has spoken at length in her presidential campaign on topics ranging from Alzheimer’s disease research to military tensions in the South China Sea. But it is her unusual knowledge about extraterrestrials that has struck a small but committed cohort of voters."…

Read more at http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/pruden051716.php3#cbk0YfASWvtF1XUH.99

Maybe Hillary can never recall what happened because she was flashy-thingied by the men in black after aliens wiped her server, like with a cloth.

Might be up your ally @Quix
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Re: Hillary hails a flying saucer to the White House
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2016, 05:45:27 pm »
Hillary hails a flying saucer to the White House
Wesley Pruden
Jewish World Review
Published May 17, 2016
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/pruden051716.php3

Hillary Clinton’s campaign wizards, having seen what happened to Jeb Bush, are worried about her "lack of energy." But there’s nothing wrong with her imagination, her vision, her talent for building castles in the cosmos. She has come up with the season’s most imaginative campaign promise.

If she becomes president, she says she’ll open the government’s secret files and give the world the complete skinny on what happened at Roswell, N.M ., in the heat of a summer’s night in 1947. Were we visited by aliens, or not?

She has taken questions from several television interviewers about flying saucers, and when late-night TV comic Jimmy Kimmel asked her about "UFOs," she quickly corrected him. "You know," she said, "there’s a new name now. It’s ‘unexplained aerial phenomenon.’ UAP. That’s the latest nomenclature."

Revising nomenclature is big among Democrats this season. A new directive from the Obama administration says it’s incorrect to call murderers, rapists, bank robbers and such ‘criminals.’ That could make them feel bad about themselves and their career choices. The correct term, according to a directive from the U.S. Department of Education, is ‘justice-involved individuals.’The discussion of aliens, UFOs, UAPs and flying saucers is no longer the work only of supermarket tabloids and late-night television comics.

The New York Times weighed in the other day with an account of Hillary’s other-worldly fascinations. "Known for her grasp of policy," the newspaper reported, "Mrs. Clinton has spoken at length in her presidential campaign on topics ranging from Alzheimer’s disease research to military tensions in the South China Sea. But it is her unusual knowledge about extraterrestrials that has struck a small but committed cohort of voters."…

Read more at http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/pruden051716.php3#cbk0YfASWvtF1XUH.99

Maybe Hillary can never recall what happened because she was flashy-thingied by the men in black after aliens wiped her server, like with a cloth.

Might be up your ally @Quix

Bill promised the same thing.

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Re: Hillary hails a flying saucer to the White House
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2016, 05:52:05 pm »
Bill got distracted...
“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

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Re: Hillary hails a flying saucer to the White House
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2016, 06:03:54 pm »
Bill got distracted...

Indeed. He got his cigar shaped craft a bit confused.