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"Anti-Sex" beds have arrived at Paris Olympics
« on: Today at 02:02:42 pm »
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‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics — after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition
By Andrew Court
Published May 14, 2024, 12:30 p.m. ET

There’ll be no lovemaking in the City of Love.

“Anti-sex” beds have arrived in Paris ahead of the 2024 Olympic Games, with their materials and small size allegedly aimed at deterring athletes from getting kinky during the competition.

The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together. [Yeah, that'll do it!  :laugh:]

The beds are manufactured by Airweave, which also made the products for the 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo, Japan.  ...
NY Post


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Re: "Anti-Sex" beds have arrived at Paris Olympics
« Reply #1 on: Today at 02:09:03 pm »
Throw all the mattresses on the floor and go crazy. LOL

I saw in the military that it is 'impossible', literally not possible, to stop young horny kids from sex.
They are like dogs. They will hump anywhere, at any time. Nothing will stop them.
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Re: "Anti-Sex" beds have arrived at Paris Olympics
« Reply #2 on: Today at 02:12:32 pm »
Most of these young athletes are very agile and flexible.   :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: "Anti-Sex" beds have arrived at Paris Olympics
« Reply #3 on: Today at 02:25:53 pm »
Must preserve their 'purity of essence' for the Corporate Sponsors games.
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Re: "Anti-Sex" beds have arrived at Paris Olympics
« Reply #4 on: Today at 02:52:47 pm »
Quote from: 240B on Today at 02:09:03 pm
Throw all the mattresses on the floor and go crazy. LOL

I saw in the military that it is 'impossible', literally not possible, to stop young horny kids from sex.
They are like dogs. They will hump anywhere, at any time. Nothing will stop them.

And that’s both the male  and female recruits
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Re: "Anti-Sex" beds have arrived at Paris Olympics
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Quote from: LMAO on Today at 02:52:47 pm
And that’s both the male  and female recruits
If a male and female are going to be alone together for between 5-15 minutes, you have to check on them to make sure they are not humping. It can happen in a minute.
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Re: "Anti-Sex" beds have arrived at Paris Olympics
« Reply #6 on: Today at 03:20:24 pm »
Guess they've never been in a college dorm room.
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Re: "Anti-Sex" beds have arrived at Paris Olympics
« Reply #7 on: Today at 04:21:28 pm »
Apparently no one would ever conjugate on the large flat area in the room, I think they call it a floor? I am left with the impression that whoever came up with this 'concept' has never had sex :silly: I really can't conceive of why those in charge are so freaking concerned with consenting adults having sex, what's the rationale, covid? Or Sharia law?
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