"Anti-Sex" beds have arrived at Paris Olympics

[mountaineer]

I think we all can breathe easier now.

‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics — after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition
By Andrew Court
Published May 14, 2024, 12:30 p.m. ET

There’ll be no lovemaking in the City of Love.

“Anti-sex” beds have arrived in Paris ahead of the 2024 Olympic Games, with their materials and small size allegedly aimed at deterring athletes from getting kinky during the competition.

The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together. [Yeah, that'll do it!  ]

The beds are manufactured by Airweave, which also made the products for the 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo, Japan.  ...

NY Post


Henri is not looking to get lucky, FYI!

[240B]

Throw all the mattresses on the floor and go crazy. LOL

I saw in the military that it is 'impossible', literally not possible, to stop young horny kids from sex.
They are like dogs. They will hump anywhere, at any time. Nothing will stop them.

[Wingnut]

Most of these young athletes are very agile and flexible.   

[rustynail]

Must preserve their 'purity of essence' for the Corporate Sponsors games.

[LMAO]

Throw all the mattresses on the floor and go crazy. LOL

I saw in the military that it is 'impossible', literally not possible, to stop young horny kids from sex.
They are like dogs. They will hump anywhere, at any time. Nothing will stop them.

And that’s both the male  and female recruits

[240B]

And that’s both the male  and female recruits

If a male and female are going to be alone together for between 5-15 minutes, you have to check on them to make sure they are not humping. It can happen in a minute.

[Free Vulcan]

Guess they've never been in a college dorm room.

[GtHawk]

Apparently no one would ever conjugate on the large flat area in the room, I think they call it a floor? I am left with the impression that whoever came up with this 'concept' has never had sex I really can't conceive of why those in charge are so freaking concerned with consenting adults having sex, what's the rationale, covid? Or Sharia law?

[Smokin Joe]

C'mon man!

People have had sex in the back of Volkswagens.

[mountaineer]

I am left with the impression that whoever came up with this 'concept' has never had sex

I thought the French were pretty well versed in the subject. 

[Sighlass]

Trying to think back..... ahh yeah.... seem to recall a bed wasn't always necessary ! Also remember that Olympian athletes were up for a challenge most the time. 

[roamer_1]

I take it the author is unfamiliar with the back seat of a '65 Chevelle. 

[GtHawk]

I thought the French were pretty well versed in the subject. 

As a whole yes, but whoever came up with this idea

[GtHawk]

Trying to think back..... ahh yeah.... seem to recall a bed wasn't always necessary ! Also remember that Olympian athletes were up for a challenge most the time.

[berdie]

I take it the author is unfamiliar with the back seat of a '65 Chevelle. 

Not that I would know *chuckle* but that is the first thought that came to my mind.

The article states that these beds are made of cardboard and will collapse under the weight of two people. I  wonder how that will work for wrestlers, etc.

[GtHawk]

I take it the author is unfamiliar with the back seat of a '65 Chevelle. 

Never had a Chevelle, but I did have '65 Rambler station wagon and you could fold all the seats flat so that steering wheel to tailgate...

[roamer_1]

Never had a Chevelle, but I did have '65 Rambler station wagon and you could fold all the seats flat so that steering wheel to tailgate...

I converted a full size utility van to 3/4T 4wd... Fat tires, big rack with KCs across the top, for... camping... Best dang camper I ever had

[berdie]

I converted a full size utility van to 3/4T 4wd... Fat tires, big rack with KCs across the top, for... camping... Best dang camper I ever had

If I had a daughter, I doubt I would let her go out with a guy driving a van.

[roamer_1]

If I had a daughter, I doubt I would let her go out with a guy driving a van.

Your wisdom is only surpassed by your good looks and gentle manners. 

[roamer_1]

If I had a daughter, I doubt I would let her go out with a guy driving a van.

And by the way, Kenny Chesney seemed to be writing about me in American Kids:

Sister's got a boyfriend daddy doesn't like
Now he's sitting out back 30/30 in his lap in the blue bug zapper light...

So yeah... I know what that van was for... 

It's my theme song in other ways too 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de1aPKXBdAE

[Wingnut]

If I had a daughter, I doubt I would let her go out with a guy driving a van.

Personal experience?   

[DefiantMassRINO]

 

A long distance dedication to the French, who are renowned for their chastity and celibacy.  It's a good thing that the only place to have sex is in a bed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WonOudGMSdc