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Muslim Women Turned Terrorist to Die and Meet "Handsome" Dead Terrorists in Paradise

http://www.frontpagemag.com/point/262596/muslim-refugees-married-children-european-asylum-daniel-greenfield

April 21, 2016
Daniel Greenfield
 

When your society doesn't have normal dating, Muslim men and women have to resort to killing sprees hoping to meet each other in Islamic paradise. Well the men are hoping to meet 72 virgins that are 90 feet tall with transparent skin so their bone marrow is visible. The women are apparently just hoping for a chance to be one of the virgins.

    Security Minister Gilad Erdan discussed a special case he came across - two female terrorists admitted that they carried out an attack against Jews because they wanted to die.

    The reason the girls sought death was because many handsome male terrorists were killed as martyrs and they wanted to unite with them in the afterlife.

Not a great plan. I mean look at what they would have to compete with.

    Muhammad Ali Shanqiti: Every Muslim man gets at least two black-eyed virgins in Paradise. Each virgin comes with 70 servants girls. You are permitted [to have sex] with the virgins as well as the servant girls. For every woman from this world who enters Paradise, you get 70 black-eyed virgins.

And all the black-eyed virgins are "white". They are "Hairless except the eye brows and the head" and measure 60 cubits (90 feet) by 7 cubits (10 feet). Also they are "Transparent to the marrow of their bones".

So these women were just hoping for a spot in the Islamic harem. Meanwhile all the Muslim terrorists would have 72 x 70 women. And probably wouldn't even pay attention to them since their skin isn't transparent to the marrow of their bones. Also they're around 5 feet tall so the 90 foot tall virgins might accidentally step on them and squash them.

Also they might occasionally complain which the "virgins" never do.

But a death cult has gotta death cult.

    "Abu Ja'far": Make haste and purchase your place in Paradise, my dear brother. Go to the battlefields of Jihad and kill the enemies...

    So what's the point of chasing the women of this world? Forget about those women. Go for the black-eyed virgins. How can you be chasing half-naked women, and forget about those who are much prettier? Dear brother, if you want a beautiful woman, make haste towards, the black-eyed virgins.

Bad news, Muslim women of the world. The "martyrs" don't want you. They want the transparent 90 foot virgins. That's why they chose death.
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What if, in a cruel irony, all the men in allahland looked like Yasser Arafat? 88finger point