http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/stasi-gop-race-sleazier-new-cruz-trump-feuds-article-1.2578751Stasi: Ted Cruz had five mistresses? I can't find one woman who would sleep with him
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Saturday, March 26, 2016, 9:00 PM
The National Enquirer should retract their outlandish story that Sen. Ted Cruz had affairs with five women outside the bonds of his holy matrimony.
After this incredible and scandalous story broke, I was personally so outraged and disgusted that I did just like a candidate would do and hired a very expensive and classy research firm to do a poll.
It was time to make America not just great again, but time for all Americans to know: Was Ted great in bed?
The nationwide survey showed that the truth is much more shocking even than the allegation that Ted had five lovers.
continued
