'Determined' by who? Jeffrey Herf? Is he a mental health professional? A Trump therapist violating Dr.- patient privilege because, well, Trump has to be stooped by ANY means. 'Determined' by you? Same questions. Look. I get where you're coming from. You don't like Trump. Think he's a bad choice. Fine. But the smearing BS has to stop. If I found somebody who writes Ted Cruz is a bedwetter, does that make his bedwetting a 'determined' fact? Don't think so.
"Extra, Extra, Read all about it."
In a special confidential story, by sources known only to this writer, we are the first to report that Sen. Ted Cruz may be a bed wetter. You heard it right. Sen. Cruz may be a bed wetter.
In search of the Truth, we travelled to the aledged home of Sen. Cruz, in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. There, we set about to interview anybody that could shed light on this bizarre story.
We asked dozens of people, ordinary folks, if they had ever seen or heard about the Senator from Alberta, and his weird habit. However we did eventually find two sources that seemed to hint about the story.
Specifically one said "what" and the other said "who," so we knew the story might have legs.
So there you have the first breaking story of Sen. Cruz, who has concealed his bedwetting from the Canadian people, for years and years.
In our next installment we will explore the question: Does Sen. Cruz beat his dogs, and his kids?
Now back to Hockey News Update.