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And Then Came A Mighty One
« on: February 27, 2016, 06:08:26 pm »
R.A. Sprinkle
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February 27, 2016

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Once upon a time there lived a man, a great man. He was an alpha male named Nimrod and he was mighty in defiance against God. The time was long ago, before nations had come into existence and all the people of the earth were one. The people, however, had become disillusioned and insecure in their existence; and they became afraid of things they feared would befall them in the future. So they sought a ruler that could unify them.

Now Nimrod was well aware of the insecurities of the people; and because he was a great one, greater than anyone else, he proposed they build a wall, a yuge wall. And he would be their ruler because he was greater than everybody and he was an alpha; and alphas know how to build stuff and how to make it yuge and better than everybody else's.

On second thought, it was not a wall, because all the people of the earth were one and there was no one to keep out. It was a tower, a yuge tower. No, not Trump Towers in New York, it was a tower at Babel. And Nimrod, who also knew the art of the deal better than anyone else, he was going to build this tower and get other people to pay for it. But all the earth was one, so that part did not work out.

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